At the beginning of June, I had some errands planned around Smichov and I wanted to check if there would be an experienced (read: not older) masseuse available at the Rabbit Hall in the morning. Not all masseuses offer every type of massage; it’s part of their entertainment industry offerings, and visitors choose accordingly.

The Smichov location is quiet, with convenient parking nearby, so no apparent issues from afar. I shortlisted two potential masseuses, as I’m more of a top-heavy guy, so I prefer someone a bit more endowed. I called the day before according to the schedule to confirm their availability, only to find out there was a slight hiccup: one of the ladies would be available two hours later than planned.

I went back to the reviews and felt a bit uneasy, wondering if I should call it off. Violetta sometimes gets less-than-ideal ratings; after all, everyone can have an off day or lack creativity. Nevertheless, I confirmed the appointment, thinking that she wouldn’t be too tired in the morning, though a nagging doubt lingered. The directions were straightforward, and I arrived at the alley near the brewery, rang the bell, and Violetta welcomed me at the salon door.

A quick note: her online photos are quite a mix, from masquerade makeup to some red swimwear, so I’m including the photo that probably represents her best. It might be worth updating them. Judging by the long list of reviews, she’s been there a while, so we’ll see. Once she shed her robe, her figure was great, well-proportioned, and without any major tattoos that would spoil the impression.

The welcome was warm, with a kiss right at the start. The massage room was equipped for oil/mud massages, so we quickly agreed that we wouldn’t be doing that today. Based on her reaction, she probably does them, but as she said, she’s not a fan. After a solo shower, I lay on my stomach on the futon, waiting for the massage to begin. Surprisingly, she worked on the whole body from top to bottom without separating the legs and back, so my first impression was excellent—I wasn’t left feeling like a greased pan. A gentle touch between my legs woke up my friend, and this back reach was quite pleasant. This first part lasted about 20 minutes, and Violetta instructed me to turn over; we had plenty of time since I booked 90 minutes.

In the second part, Violetta showcased her skills—using her nails, caressing, and light tapping all over my body. She teased between my legs and started to play. It’s clear why some of her praise is outstanding; when she’s in the mood, she’s simply excellent. She mounted me, her riding imitation was perfect, and upon request, she slowed down and calmed things. A kiss, a nibble on the ear, and in a 69 position, she offered her cleanly shaved treasure and mutual teasing. For comfort, we turned to our sides, and the mutual fingering soon had her arching. She exhaled, and I heard something like “thanks” and “nice fingers,” and then she worked her way to a finish with a release on her chest. I appreciate when someone knows how to handle the foreskin, and she certainly did.

To wrap up, we shared a shower, washed up, exchanged a kiss, and I should note that payment was made at the end.

In summary, a fantastic experience, definitely recommended, and I’ll be back for a repeat visit sometime.

Pussycat massage; 3600 Czech crowns, 90 min.;