My Best “Massage” Experience

The quotation marks are necessary because it had little to do with an actual massage. I didn’t have a gram of oil on me, and we didn’t even pretend to knead my stiff neck.

Better than sex. I’ve read this phrase in several reviews before and didn’t believe it. I’ve had a few massages myself—some better, but there were times I wondered if I’d be better off taking care of myself at my computer. But this session with Tina wasn’t just on another level; it was a different sport altogether.

I don’t know what it was, but it wasn’t a massage. This is how I imagine a date with a lover… except for the payment at the end. We agreed on the type of massage (which seems pointless in hindsight), I said I’d pay extra for kissing, and as for the “pussycat,” we’d see how it went.

Then she undressed me, I undressed her, she pushed me onto the bed, and we started cuddling and kissing. Then the underwear came off, and we moved to the shower. What followed was a full-on frontal assault, and I had to steer it a bit towards tender romance. Soaping, stroking, positioning, turning, washing, cuddling—pure bliss.

We dried each other off, and I expected a command like “lie on your stomach and we’ll start.” Instead, it felt like foreplay. Cuddling, kissing (with tongue, just like with a lover), caressing. No script. Then I asked if I could lick her, positioned her as I needed, she spread her legs, and she tasted amazing. She put on quite a show, moaning, clawing at the sheets with her nails. I can’t say if she had an orgasm, but the juices in my mouth were no act.

Then just fragments—she lies next to my cock, strokes it, looks me in the eyes, opens her mouth, and lets a nice glob of saliva drop. Without breaking eye contact, she hit the tip perfectly. Masterpiece! I need to teach my wife this. Another fragment—I want to touch her between her legs and spit on it to make it slick. At that moment, it occurred to me it might be an issue, so I asked her to spit on my hand instead.

Nothing was a problem; not for a second did I feel she’d rather be elsewhere.

Another term from the reviews here—imitation of sex. I finally experienced it. She held my cock between her thighs, clearly outside, but covered it with her hand. As wet as she was, sliding over me, I might not have even noticed if it slipped inside. Nicely in the cowgirl position, energetically, her breasts bouncing, eyes glued to mine. Beautiful.

In fact, it was so beautiful that I had to slow her down, and we agreed I’d finish on her breasts. Me standing, her kneeling, holding her breasts, looking into my eyes. I know I’m repeating myself, but this is so damn sexy! I’ve come on breasts many times, even at home, but Tina took even this to another universe. She started spreading me all over her breasts, I helped a bit, we kissed, then cuddled, so we were totally covered in… well, to use the most accurate term.

With other girls, I’ve experienced them attacking the tissue box after the first drop, but here we just kept cuddling and kissing. Divine. We went to the shower maybe five minutes later, calmly washed up, cuddled… When we were drying off again, the word massage came up. I think she asked how I liked my massage. Then we had to laugh because this really had nothing to do with a massage. I don’t know where they keep the clock, but apparently, there was still time left, so we straightened the crumpled sheets from the previous action, and we continued cuddling, kissing, playing with her breasts, exploring her butt, etc. It lasted until she inevitably whispered in my ear that it was time to finish.

We helped each other get dressed, she disappeared for a moment, then we sorted out the payment—if I understand correctly, two thousand was the base, five hundred each for kissing and the pussycat, and I added another five hundred as a personal bonus (don’t you just love corporate terms in inappropriate places?) because I was truly in seventh heaven.

In previous posts, there are discussions about her figure, breasts, and hips. I must admit she’s not my type, but what she delivered completely overshadowed all other impressions.

Type of massage: I think body to body
Duration of massage: one hour
Price for massage: 3000 CZK
Rating: on a 10-point scale, without a second thought, I give it a 12 ♥️