In this next review, I have to start by admitting that, unfortunately, I’m becoming increasingly aware of how hard it is to resist temptation. What I mean is that when the thought of getting another massage crosses my mind, I don’t think twice and just go for it. I’m worried this isn’t a great path to be on. I initially just wanted to try massages, not make them a regular thing. Sadly, it seems to be getting a bit out of hand because I can’t resist for long. But oh well. I’m definitely in the younger crowd and single, so as they say, we should enjoy it while we can.
Now, onto the massage. I chose Lea from Rabbit. Based on the photos, she looked like a solid choice and she offers my favorite, the pussycat. Of course, I read the reviews, which mentioned that she’s a bit cold, doesn’t make much eye contact, and is generally distant. I took note of this and was prepared. That’s why I went for it. I thought, “Sure, she’s probably a bit shy, but according to others, her techniques are still great.” Well… I don’t want to get ahead of myself, but I can already say that wasn’t entirely true.
I don’t need to describe the arrival at the salon; we were on Staropramenná, and for the first time, I got a room without a shower, so we had to use the communal one. I arrived on time and was greeted by a young lady who didn’t quite look as I imagined, but she was still quite pretty. Her body was perfect, and her nice, round breasts peeked out from under her robe. When we greeted each other, she shook my hand but didn’t really look at me. Okay, I was ready for that. She’s just shy. We used the communal shower, so we headed there. That’s where the first sign appeared that something was off. She kept sniffing as if she had a cold or maybe allergies? I don’t know. Nonetheless, the shower was great. I was pleasantly surprised because she was cuddly, playful, and it all seemed promising. I got to feel her breasts and butt, and as I gradually tried to go lower, I didn’t get any objections, but it didn’t seem like she was particularly into it. I rate the shower relatively positively because it was pleasantly erotic and not just cleansing. As for communication, we were both mostly silent. Whether she looked at me during that time, I have no idea; I’d say probably not. But again, I was ready for that.
We moved to the room and onto the futon, and the massage began. She started with a foot massage, then gradually moved up to the back. The massage was monotonous, with no big moves. Here’s where the second odd sign came in: she added to her sniffing by covering her breasts with her hand, so you couldn’t see anything. When she did the B2B massage, she positioned her body away from the mirror, so I couldn’t really see her front or backside. No cheeky poses into the mirror, nothing. The massage went on like this for quite a while, and I kept hoping that after the turn, the ride that some reviews mentioned would begin… The turn came, and Lea immediately launched into a frontal attack. Then she stopped for a moment and moved so that she was riding on me, with her breasts near my face. I had the pussycat, so I hoped she’d let me suck on those breasts. That was the theory. The reality was that she had both breasts covered with her hand again and moved cleverly just far enough that I couldn’t reach her with my head. Not even with my hands, since the breasts were blocked by her hand. Meanwhile, she was sniffing in my ear as if she had a runny nose. Then another frontal attack, during which I surrendered because the tempo was wild. And Lea is indeed pretty. Wiping off, and Lea immediately continued at the same pace. When she saw that my friend wasn’t going to cooperate right away, she tried various positions on my stomach and who knows what else. The highlight of the massage was when she sat on my chest with her crotch facing me and tried to jerk me off from behind. The funny thing is, before she sat down, she put a towel on me, maybe to avoid contact or something. Just bizarre. Then, with the towel still there, she turned into a 69 position, where she did stick her backside out, but wouldn’t let me lick. In this position, another frontal attack happened, where my friend did perk up a bit, but given the whole experience and almost zero erotic charge, he just wasn’t in the mood for round two. Lea was jerking so wildly that it even started to hurt a bit towards the end. Or not hurt, but it definitely wasn’t pleasant. And unfortunately, she wasn’t even close to finishing me off a second time. Then we went back to the communal shower, which was purely for washing off, and where Lea mumbled something about how she enjoys it but is also shy or something like that. I couldn’t hear her well over the running water, and I wasn’t really in the mood to listen. Wiping off, I paid and got change back because it definitely wasn’t tip-worthy. I quickly left to process the experience.
In summary, it was a real letdown. Compared to other massages I’ve had, this one didn’t even come close. Absolutely no erotic charge, and the service I paid for wasn’t delivered. On top of that, it seemed like the masseuse was sick. Luckily, I didn’t catch anything in the following days. I don’t know, maybe we just didn’t click, which can happen. But it’s just a bummer. Lea is indeed beautiful, with an almost perfect body, but that’s simply not enough. So, no recommendation and definitely no repeat.
Pussycat
90 minutes
3400 crowns